re: So I'm thinking about joining the recruiting staff at Ole Miss.

Qualifications Pre-Screening:



Short shorts that may expose ballsack, old sperrys, and a frat swoop style haircut are required for entry..Do you resemble this boy?




In order to be considered for a position at the Ole Miss, we need to ensure that you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, i.e., that your daddy will pay for your expenses. Does your childhood in any way resemble this?









If you answered no to either one of these questions, you will not be considered for admission to Ole Miss.

If you answered yes to both of these..Congratulations! And welcome to Ole Miss. Please remember to bring with you to Orientation:

1) Chik fil A chicken tray
2) Bottle of white wine
3) Flamboyant seersucker suit and bowtie


Hotty Toddy! Elephant Walk starts promptly at Midnight!