re: What is the weirdest thing you've ever seen at your job?

I've seen it all. I've seen coworkers shite themselves (elderly man who no one had the heart to fire) to and being told which furniture to sit on because the chances are the furniture was covered in semen. I'll leave it at that.

For another job and I wasn't there for this but I'll share it anyway. A woman who belonged to our gym was divorced. She did not take it very well. She got drunk and pooped in the women's hot tube and ran to the top of the stairs and started screaming how all men should be castrated. She was removed.