re: Last time you were in a fist fight?

The Dead Dog was a strip club (it's even the topic of a song by Portugal. The man LINK)

Anyway, some fishermen with more money than sense came in one night and were harassing the ladies, including mine who was with me. I helped assist these fine gentlemen outside where they felt they hadn't had enough, evidently. A 6 person brawl ensued that ended up on some adjacent property where there just happened to be a State Trooper fueling his vehicle. His interpretation was that I chased these upstanding fellas off the property and continued the fight.

Some charges were dropped, things worked out.