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The great pyramids of Egypt were built to store grain,

Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:36 pm
probably by the Old Testament's Joseph.... not by aliens, as many scientists believe.

I learned all that today from a revered source.

Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:37 pm to
Thanks! And now we learned it from you!

Internet FTW
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:38 pm to
Well, I was flabbergasted.

Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:40 pm to
Denial is also a river in Egypt
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:42 pm to
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not by aliens


No built by humans to contact aliens
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:42 pm to
Technically they're not actual pyramids.
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:43 pm to
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No built by humans to contact aliens

Did the aliens eat grain?
Posted by Grim
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:44 pm to
The whole slavery thing fits right in with the Old Testament too
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:45 pm to
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Did the aliens eat grain?


Now that's just ridiculous .


They used it for fuel for their flying saucers.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:47 pm to
That's a great point.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:47 pm to
They weren't built by slaves either
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:48 pm to
I wonder why modern farmers use that familiar cylindrical configuration for grain storage when the pyramids, built for that purpose according to our revered genius source, have proven so durable?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:48 pm to
The Pyramids were prototypes for Bass Pro Shops.

Everybody who's anybody knows that!

Hey Rex, we good, glad to see you more back!
Posted by Grim
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:50 pm to
Modern farmers aren't looking for durability. They want a short lived product. Supply and demand Rex
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:50 pm to
What do you mean by aliens?


Posted by tinymite
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:51 pm to
Aliens
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:53 pm to
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I wonder why modern farmers use that cylindrical configuration for grain storage when the pyramids, built for that purpose according to our revered genius source, have proven so durable?



Because the cylinder was invented by the Romans and this is a Christian country
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:53 pm to
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What do you mean by aliens?

Intelligent extraterrestrial beings.

It's not my theory. It's a widely-held theory in the scientific community, I learned today.

I'm floored.

Is there a gif for that?
Posted by eScott
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:53 pm to
I thought they were casinos
Posted by Rex
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 5:54 pm to
Whatever the Romans knew about geometry they learned from the Greeks.
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