I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a arse big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I frick 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to frick me with her arse up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with arse
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a bitch ain't one

-99 Problems Ice-T

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Posted by rondo

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Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:54 am to Cdawg

Pretty much every verse in De La Soul's "Stakes is High" album

for example:

I say G's are making figures at a high regard
And ni$$as dying for it nowadays ain't odd
Investing in fantasies and not God
Welcome to reality, see times is hard
People try to snatch the credit, but can't claim the card
Showing out in videos, saying they co-starred
See, shite like that will make your mama cry
Better watch the way you spend it cause the stakes is high

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Posted by ThePenIsMightier

Member since Jul 2006

9063 posts

Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:20 am to Cdawg

I'm glad that someone else remembers that Ice T did 99 problems before Jay Z.

quote:
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfricker named Ice Cube
From the gang called ****z With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya frick with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo arse, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfrickers that's showin out
****z start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfricker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo arse
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfrickin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin ****z out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfrickers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't frick with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as frick
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton