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re: I'm going on a lunch date this Friday with an IRL 8
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:10 pm to Mizzoufan26
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:10 pm to Mizzoufan26
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You could have a non loser stand in for you, date, make her fall in love, and smash for 3 years. At that point you stage a disaster car accident in which you are burned over 70% of your body. This is where you need to be committed and go through with the burns. Now you step in, she won't recognize your goofy arse post accident. She will try and make it work, and will at least allow one pity sex.
Trust me I contemplated and this is the only way you are getting laid.
This is the best post I've read in a long time. Heroes like you are going to save this place.
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