re: Ditch the traditional blade, shave with lasers!

You see, the first laser cuts the facial hair but before the hair can snap back the second laser cuts it again. The third laser cuts it once more. The forth laser cuts it again. The fifth laser goes deeper digging below the first layer of skin to remove the hair follicle. The sixth laser cuts away that pesky second layer of skin where there might be some renegade hair follicles. The seventh laser cuts away six more layers of skin ensuring that hair will never ever grow there. The eighth laser sends an electronic pulse to the center of the brain which destroys the part of the brain responsible for hair growth and four other non-essential functions. The ninth laser gently smooths out the jaw bone to give your face a more even appearance. The tenth laser removes cavity causing tartar and the eleventh laser starts the process all over again. By the time the twentieth laser passes over your face you’re a first rate professional business man.