re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?

He had a way with words when we were watching film. A favorite was "you should have paid your way into the damn game" when somebody screwed up.

The best one of all was in a game when our OL was relly having a rough time. After yet another sack, he shuts off the film, looks over at the QB, and says with a deadpan expression, "damn, Mike, and you consider these guys your friends!"