re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?

Went to a pretty small high school. Coach kept calling this kid the wrong last name. But the name the coach was calling him, was actually the last name of another kid who went to the school, not on our team. I knew both.

Like half way through the season, kid on our team finally told the coach he had the wrong name the whole time. Kid had to spell out his name three times to get the coach to understand