re: "What is the laziest thing you've ever done"

When I was in college I called the girl who lived in the next building and told her it was very important and I needed her to come over.

When she got there I told her I couldn't remember how she made queso so I needed her to make it. She opened the rotel, put it on the cheese, and stuck it into the microwave. Once it melted she set it on the coffee table and went back to her apartment.

I had to get up and get chips from the pantry so it wasn't a total win