re: Things you've put in your mouth that you wish you hadn't

When I was in the army we were out in the feild and I had a large bag of sunflower seeds. I opened it one day but didn't finish the entire bag So I put the unused portion in my bag. The next day I took out my bag of seeds and started dumping them in mouth straight from the bag instead of dumping some in my hand. Well I get through about 10 seeds and run I to something squishy in my mouth. I spit out a giant red roach. I couldn't wash my mouth out enough to get rid of the feeling.