re: BR Clerk of Court to issue marriage licenses at 1pm

Nah brah, around 390 of them are filled with sad, old, single men. Just gotta find the ones with chicks, and it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

I don't think we'd allow faggy bars round these parts. I think there is a law where not more than three gays can be in the same place at the same time. Harry Lee was a god



The only downside is the drinks are weak and twice as expensive as New Orleans