re: Anthony Jennings, Maquedius Bain, and Dwayne Thomas Arrested and Suspended

You guys all know what will happen now... The lsua&m machine is already in motion... An alum lawyer is already at the jail house


Lawyer: boys yall just calm on down now... Lester called me and I got everting under control.... When you get out ow boys here's what ya say

I'm really sorry,,, my mamma taught me to be a better person and I'm gonna strive to make amends for the rest of my life....

Now you got dat or should i write it down for ya...

Now again yall don't worry bout nutin... when you get outta here head down over to that shiny new weight room and start getting ready to make us proud as tiggger fans... you know we just get goose bumps when yall boys come runnin out on dat field of dreams boys... I got this all under control

Next Monday Advocate headline: Homeowner in lsu arrest found to be crack dealer and lsu boys were securing the place for the po po to come and bust-em