re: Why do grown men care so much about what other grown men do differently?

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Can't bring a gallon of water to the gym

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Reduces refills, but makes one look like a jackass

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Can't wear cargo shorts

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Don't really understand this one. They're comfortable and provide lots of storage capacity, just like a fishing shirt which is apparently ok for some reason.

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can't eat carbs

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Just crazy talk, but eating less of them probably isn't a bad thing.

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can't have a state job

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Well, the pay is shite and opportunities for advancement are often shite, but they come with great job security, benefits, and plenty of time off.

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can't have an oil job

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The pay is outstanding, opportunities are endless, but the hours are insane, and there's zero job security.

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Can't do crossfit

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That's just sound financial sense.

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can't own a pitbull

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Public Safety concern, like avoiding drinking water in Mexico. While it's not for sure you're going to get injured and/or die, the likelihood is greatly increased, so it's best to just avoid it.

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can't like taylor swift

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That just makes you not a man, but that's ok...if you enjoy butt sex