re: If you owned a restaurant, how would you handle a request for a 1/2 sized entree

Hate to burst y'all's bubble, but here's the low down on arse.

Dude shares everything. He'd give you the shirt off his back, mainly cause he likes taking it off cause he's dead sexy.

But don't think he's nailing everything you see in the rewind. Sure, he nibbles, but he likes everybody to enjoy good food. The only thing he doesn't share is his Beam.

He's not getting a fever blister again.