re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

There was an aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

The aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An aggie."

The aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could an aggie do this to another aggie?!"



An aggie rancher visited another rancher while vacationing in Australia. Upon being shown the Australian rancher's large farmland, the boisterous aggie proudly exclaimed that his ranch back in Texas was several times larger. The two then walked over to where the Australian cattle were grazing. Not surprisingly, the aggie bragged that his longhorn cattle were twice as large.

A few moments later several kangaroos ran past the ranch, and the aggie asked, "What in the world are those?"

The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"