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re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Posted on 4/22/15 at 10:01 am to BeauCephus307
Posted on 4/22/15 at 10:01 am to BeauCephus307
Q: How can you tell if the field is level?
A: Drool comes out of both sides of the Aggie's mouth.
A: Drool comes out of both sides of the Aggie's mouth.
Posted on 4/22/15 at 10:07 am to MondayMorningMarch
During the Spring Game when Mike Sherman was their coach, they played a full four quarters and neither side scored a touchdown.
So they decided to play sudden-death overtime, NFL style until somebody scored and won. They played 4 extra quarters and still neither side scored.
So Sherman gathered his team and said "Okay, we're done. Nobody's gonna score."
The QB of one of the teams said "Screw that. We wanna win and we'll stay out here as long as it takes."
The captain of the other team said "Screw this. We're outta here. Stay out here as long as you want."
So one team stayed out there and the other one went back to the locker room.
8 plays later, the team that stayed out there kicked a field goal and won 3-0.
So they decided to play sudden-death overtime, NFL style until somebody scored and won. They played 4 extra quarters and still neither side scored.
So Sherman gathered his team and said "Okay, we're done. Nobody's gonna score."
The QB of one of the teams said "Screw that. We wanna win and we'll stay out here as long as it takes."
The captain of the other team said "Screw this. We're outta here. Stay out here as long as you want."
So one team stayed out there and the other one went back to the locker room.
8 plays later, the team that stayed out there kicked a field goal and won 3-0.
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