re: How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

i once went to kyle field and noticed two aggies climbing the flag pole at the top of the stadium

when I got closer, I noticed that the one climbing the pole had a tape measure. the one at the bottom of the pole was holding the other end. the one climbing kept slipping down and that's when I asked what the hell he was doing. he said that they had a project for their engineering class that said to measure how tall the flag pole was at the stadium.

I asked them why didn't they just remove the pole and lay it down and measure it and then put it back up.

they said, "he doesn't want to know how long it is, dumbass"