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re: are these towels gay?

Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:29 am to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108847 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:29 am to
I texted the link to hendersonshands. He says that these towels don't necessarily make you gay... if you have buttsex on the towels you are gay. If you're laying on this towel getting a BJ from what you think is a woman and you later find out that it was actually a tranny that's not gay either... because you didn't know at the time you were jizzing down his throat.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43372 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:31 am to
Pretty sure these towels are screaming for cock.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Serious questions 


Did they become sentient and then proceed to have sex with other towels of the same gender exclusively?

If not, and they're just regular inanimate towels, then no.

Grow up.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 8:35 am to
I wouldnt confuse "ugly" with "gay". Gay people tend to have some fashion sense. Those towels are just fugly.
Posted by Coach Yo
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2004
394 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 9:13 am to
Are you so insecure that you're concerned that your masculinity is going to be judged by a beach towel? Lord have mercy. Get treatment.
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