re: Your all-time favorite movie quote:

Just about any line from Arthur with Dudley Moore. Old movie that I'm so glad I saw later on. Hilarious lines.



Gloria: My mother died when I was six.

Arthur: [bangs his fist on the table] Son of a bitch! Don't they know what they do to kids?

Gloria: My father raped me when I was twelve.

Arthur: So, you had six relatively good years? I'm sorry. Listen, my father screwed me, too.






Burt Johnson: [smiling broadly] When I was 11 years old, I KILLED a man.

Arthur: Well, when you're 11 you probably don't even know there's a law against that. Is Susan here?

Burt Johnson: I knew what I was doing. We were poor. He came into our house to steal our food.

Arthur: Well, he was asking for it.

Burt Johnson: I took a knife, and I killed him in the kitchen.

Arthur: You, uh... probably ate out that night, what with that man lying in your kitchen.

Burt Johnson: You seem to find humor in everything.

Arthur: Yeah, sorry.





Burt Johnson: Hello, Arthur.

Arthur: Hello, Mr. Johnson.

Burt Johnson: I haven't seen much of you lately.

Arthur: Well, the reason you haven't seen much of me is because I, I normally pick Susan up at her apartment in town. And you live here. Want a drink?

Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.

Arthur: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!





Hobson: Thrilling to meet you, Gloria.

Gloria: Hi.

Hobson: Yes... You obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.




Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!


Some of the best lines here, but spoilers start at about 5:10 if you haven't seen it.

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