re: FBD: Wally Pontiff Classic Edition

My foot?

I tripped on a brick sidewalk that wasn't level :( I was in sandals and the brick I tripped over pulled off the tip of my toe. Bleeding everywhere.

When I got into the store, I knew I needed a sink and bandaids.. but I also needed beer. So I decided to ask for the beer first. The courtesy cop on duty in the beer section was impressed that I chose beer before bandaids. So he collected my beer for me while I went to the bandaid aisle and doctored myself up.

He even suggested I walk out and the come back in and buy more from a different cashier, but I told him I am a rule follower. Which is true. I've been to a few places today where the cashiers have no idea about the per person limit, but I don't have the heart for that.