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re: They've remade my all time favorite horror movie (NSFW)

Posted on 3/31/15 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by abellsujr
New England
Member since Apr 2014
35731 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 5:21 pm to
All I saw in that trailer was a compilation of shite that has been done a million times. A little girl who talks to the dead, a family moves into a new house that's haunted, electronics go haywire, closet door opens by itself, a scary clown, a girl in the corner who suddenly turns her head and she has a scary face, I could go on. And WTF were those weird eyes in the closet that were shaking around like Jim Henson puppets? LOL. Another "we can't call the cops, because they'll think we did it" gag. And don't get me started on the CGI.

Horror is my favorite genre for movies, and I've seen a lot of them. This is just a generic cash grab disguised as a real movie. A cash in on the Poltergeist franchise. And they even signed Sam Rockwall in an attempt to give it some credibility. I'm not intrigued in the least bit.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 3/31/15 at 8:46 pm to
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All I saw in that trailer was a compilation of shite that has been done a million times. A little girl who talks to the dead, a family moves into a new house that's haunted, electronics go haywire, closet door opens by itself, a scary clown, a girl in the corner who suddenly turns her head and she has a scary face, I could go on. And WTF were those weird eyes in the closet that were shaking around like Jim Henson puppets? LOL. Another "we can't call the cops, because they'll think we did it" gag. And don't get me started on the CGI.


Nothing is more annoying than the trailer critic. This is the guy that knows exactly how good the movie will be from a 90 second preview.
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