re: Favorite Speeches from movies

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Who are you carrying all those bricks for?







God?







Is that it?







God?







I'll tell you...







...let me give you

a little inside information about God.







God likes to watch.







He's a prankster.







Think about it.







He gives man...







...instincts.







He gives you this extraordinary gift,

and then what does He do?







I swear, for his own amusement...







...his own private, cosmic...







...gag reel...







...He sets the rules in opposition.







It's the goof of all time.







Look, but don't touch.







Touch, but don't taste.







Taste, but don't swallow.







And while you're jumping from one foot

to the next, what is He doing?







He's laughing his sick, fricking arse off!







He's a tightass!







He's a sadist!







He's an absentee landlord!







Worship that? Never!







"Better to reign in Hell

than serve in Heaven," is that it?







Why not?







I'm here on the ground with my nose in it

since the whole thing began!







I've nurtured every sensation

man has been inspired to have!







I cared about what he wanted

and I never judged him!







Why? Because I never rejected him,

in spite of all his imperfections!







I'm a fan of man!







I'm a humanist.







Maybe the last humanist.

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