re: Livingston Parish: Final Bastion of Culture in LA - what's not to like?

St Tammany rules, here's why:

it's because the st tammany is better. we throw a better party than you, we are more polite than you, we have hotter chicks than you, our food is better than yours, we win hard on the reg and you don't, we have respect for the finer things, we are smarter than you, believe it or not, we're actually much more cultured than you.

news flash fish hook brimmed denham springs moron, we've been on tour. we just did it off of our parents money when we were attending college on our parents' dime. now we're all rich, important and play golf and go to the beach with our hot fricking trophey wife while you people tour really nice places like hammond, gonzales and central. sorry man, that was soooo 1999 for us. but keep making yourself feel better by telling us we're a bunch of frat spoiled losers. in all reality, you're the loser

i'll think about you on the 18th green over looking the ocean before i go and drink a fricking $15 girly drink and lick my fake titted wives a-hole.