re: Biggest BS ticket you've ever received?

When I was 15 I left a party at 11:30pm and was stopped within a 1/4 mile of the party on an "excessive acceleration" ticket. He said "You were not speeding and you did not spin your tires, but you got up to the speed limit too fast". The next day I found out that he wrote 5 other tickets to kids leaving the same party, so that same following day the police chief called my dad(small town) and stated that all tickets were being dropped by the police department.