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Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:34 pm to AUcs13
Rehearse enough so you're not reading the damn thing.
This post was edited on 2/26/15 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:35 pm to AUcs13
Here's a good opener I stole from the interwebs:
"Joe had a hard time choosing his best man for this day. First he called up his most charming friend, and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't." Next he called up his funniest friend and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't." Then he called up his most handsome friend and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't."
Finally, he called me. And I said, "Joe... I can't say no to you four times."
"Joe had a hard time choosing his best man for this day. First he called up his most charming friend, and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't." Next he called up his funniest friend and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't." Then he called up his most handsome friend and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't."
Finally, he called me. And I said, "Joe... I can't say no to you four times."
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