re: OT baller metrics

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Take body fat percentage subtract that from 100 take remaining value
+ IQ
x's average ranking girl you've had the sex with
and multiply that by tax bracket
+ size of package
= OT baller status

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100-6=94
94+301=395
395*10=3950
3950*39.6%= 1564.2
SIze of package would be area, so if mine is 8 inches long and 4 inches across, then the area of my package is A=2prh+2pr^2 and thus equals 125.66, so

1564.2+125.66=1689.86 OT Baller Status Score.

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subtract half the total if you live in LA cause that place is a shithole

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Well Well then I guess i am a 844.93 by those standards.