A girl I was talking to online came over and we hooked up. Due to my dry streak and desperation at the time, I disregarded the fact that she was a pretty big gal (in agreeance with the general stereotype, she was pretty damn good with her tongue). Despite my shame, I felt like I was in the clear because I had the apartment to myself.

Slowly after I came reality set in and I was anxious to get rid of her. I left the bedroom, pretended to take a phone call from my dad, and lied about my little brother being sick (yes, I realize how fricked up that is). My performance was soap opera bad.

Apparently, she realizes that it's time to split and agrees to walk to the door without any fuss. I wind up leaving my place just to keep up the charade.

Shortly after driving around, I get back and realize that my roommate's door is open and he is sitting in the dark. He informs me that he has been there for at least an hour and saw the girl and I exit my room.

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Posted by terd ferguson

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Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:08 am to saint amant steve

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Shortly after driving around, I get back and realize that my roommate's door is open and he is sitting in the dark. He informs me that he has been there for at least an hour and saw the girl and I exit my room.

I had a roommate (not a bad looking dude either... no homo) that would bang the ugliest bitches. He was a quantity over quality type guy.

He brought one beast home and banged her. I wake up the next morning and the $40 I had next to my wallet is missing. He wakes up not long after and I ask him if he moved it. We come to the conclusion that his skank must have taken my money.

He goes and wakes her up and asks her about it. She starts yelling at him, he yells something about her having back hair...

What I'm trying to say is that your roommate would have much more fun if you just owned your shame.

FTR after the fat, hairy beast stormed out of our apartment my roommate gave me $40 from his wallet and told me that had he known he would be paying for sex he would have at least found something better looking.

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Posted by Jake88

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Posted on 2/16/15 at 1:09 pm to saint amant steve

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I wind up leaving my place just to keep up the charade.

Every Sunday morning I "had to leave my place so I can eat brunch or lunch with my parents." I always left as they left and usually headed around the block to a store to grab some beer for the Saints game.

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