re: What one thing would you tell a historical figure?

Robin Williams: "you Tha man."

Jesus: "thanks, bro. Hey man, when you're done hanging around can you turn thus oregano into...you know..."

Hunter Thompson: "please sir, can I have some more."

Ghandi: "you never touched those virgins you slept with every night?!"

John C Calhoun: "you're fricking dumb. What were you thinking? Thanks for dragging the entire south into a death trap, ya douche."

Malcolm X: "police still suck."

John F. Kennedy: "nah, don't do Dallas, dawg. Dey stoopid."

Mother Theresa: "you're the hottest troll doll I've ever seen."

Muhammed: "shut the frick up you whiney little bitch."

George Carlin: "you're funny."

All right I'm tired.