re: Which Rant Poster(s) would make the best Defensive Coordinator?

With your vast knowledge of the rant and LSU football, we could not pass you up for the Head Coach. The posi and nega Co-Coordinators could run the day to day. We'd first have to argue over who was yin and who was yang. HCB could be a boom as Recruiting Coordinator. We'd keep the rant so confused and entertained that nobody could figure out what to fuss and call names about. Peace would prevail. All would be solved. After all, it's a known law of Physics that opposites attract.