re: The best DUI checkpoint refusal you've ever seen W/VIDEO

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Here's a pro tip, don't say anything without a lawyer.

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Yep. I once made an illegal U turn(didn't realize it...see the sign) and got pulled over. It was late on a Sat nigh so, the cop asked me if I'd been drinking. In fact, I had had LITERALLY one glass of wine. So, I told him so.

The dude went the frick off about me "lying" cause "everyone" says they only had "one drink". So, despite me not exhibiting any symptoms of being drunk, I was treated to a field sobriety test on the side of the road where it's a virtual certainty, people I know drive by. All the while, the guy talked to me like I was a child who'd done wrong.

I could've done a fricking 100 burpees for that a-hole I was so NOT drunk so obviously, I passed. He let me go while still telling me he "didn't believe" my "one drink" story.

Yeah. Just don't say squat.