re: Greatest TD Stories of All Time

Here are some of the best quotes from PJ, stolen from the blackhead thread:

Some of his recent best work

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Preparing for what??? The worst day in my life was 09-11-01.... THEY invade MY country like NO other... IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.....................



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Boobs are overated.. I will take some creamy thighs and a great arse anyday over boobs... Plus I have seen your lips. Very Nice.......


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Depends on what chick you ask... I had a chick that was under 5 ft that said I created my own tunnel....


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What up dude... INVENTORY!!!!!!!!! Yes I am at work AGAIN this weekend.........


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Well got up at 4:30. Did my stretching, and got to work by 6:30.. Already pulled two orders and working on the third... ALOT more productive than your fatass.......


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Well............. What can I say.. It happened............ A great night... BUT it has happened about 20 times........

What can I say... I have the package and the way with women.......


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But I have had two of them doing the same thing and then turn to me and say "COME SEE BIG BOY"...


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I GOT 9 inches of SUPER MEAT that works ALL THE TIME.......................


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Only if she asks for my #. Then I give her my # and SIZE. Smiles all-around......


THE BEST!!!

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This one chick was real flirty with me. Started asking me all sorts of stuff and asked for my # so I gave it to her and said I got a nice big treat for her. And she said "let me see it". I said "right here"??? She said sure why not I have seen a bunch of cocks while working here. I got my food and drove off.


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When she said that about seeing all those cocks, It made me feel a little weird. Wasn't about to show off the goods and have her start screaming that I was exposing myself to her. I like showing off my shite, But only In the right setting.......