re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?

Oh I will win this thread....a girl I was with for like 6 years had the all-time best quotes ever. One time I said something about Barack and she asked who he was. When I said he was the president she said, " I thought Obama was the president?"

Another time we were driving by Camp Pendleton and there was a sign that said "tourist information" and she said "why would they give tourists information when they want to attack us, especially after 9/11 and by an army base.".....that was when I had to teach her the difference between a tourist and a terrorist.

I also liked whenever we were on the 405 in L.A. and coming down the hill into the valley the traffic always would slow to a crawl. Her question always was "I hate when people drive slow down an incline, why can't they figure it out". She was hot, a total sweetheart, and had a 4.0 in college but goddamn some of the shite that came out her mouth made me like