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re: OT dating experts...Need your advice trying...
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:27 pm to Govt Tide
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:27 pm to Govt Tide
If you want her, you have to get her pregnant. Then, you have to tell her bf that the baby is yours. Do whatever it takes. Ruin her life, get her fired from her job, alienate her from her friends and family. Then, you will be all she has.
That's true love, my friend. Good luck
That's true love, my friend. Good luck
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Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:28 pm to SabiDojo
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If you want her, you have to get her pregnant. Then, you have to tell her bf that the baby is yours. Do whatever it takes. Ruin her life, get her fired from her job, alienate her from her friends and family. Then, you will be all she has.
seems like a day on the OT
Posted on 12/12/14 at 2:53 pm to SabiDojo
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If you want her, you have to get her pregnant
Damn Sabi, I thought you were smarter than this. While pregnancy will solve 99% of relationship problems, this case is in that small minority that can't even be solved by a baby. This dude's got to make himself unavailable and therefore more desirable. OP, we know you're not gay and you know you're not gay but SHE doesn't know that. You need to come out to her and confide in her about this secret you've been keeping. It'll make you seem both vulnerable and unattainable, it's the most potent combination. After a few months of playing the gay friend you tell her you're having feelings for a woman and she'll open her legs to you just to help out a confused friend. THEN you put a baby in her.
You're welcome, I'll be expecting an invitation to the wedding.
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