re: Would white residents of Ferguson be considered racist if they moved?

We at the TexEm try to cut down on shenanigans in this here part of West Central Missourah, old sport.

They on the other side of this state have obviously been contaminated by as yet undetermined pathogens, and it is in our best interests to limit interactions with said individuals to the bare minimum.

We tryna think of the children here. We'll import the cream for the #HNIC's coffee from Texas. I'll make some calls...