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re: So that was awkward
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:32 pm to Vlad
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:32 pm to Vlad
Worked at Lowes in college and was in a hurry that morning. I spilled coke on myself and got all on my underwear so I just threw them off, put jeans on, and free balled. An old lady was wanting an Xmas tree taken down off display shelf since it was last one. We had talked a few minutes, I had been making her laugh, blah blah and all that. I was up on ladder untying tree to take down and while I was talking I noticed a look of horror on her face. I couldn't imagine the problem but she never would look back up. Finally I'm coming down with tree and set in my knee to put safety chain back up and realize there is a huge amazing hole on my crotch. My willy wankers and tally wacker had been staring her right in the face the whole time. I nearly puked and couldn't look her in eye. I just set tree on her cart and walked off. Told manager, took lunch, and went home and changed
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 1:35 pm
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