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re: So that was awkward

Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:19 am to
Posted by Vlad
North AL
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 10:19 am to
This was not at all awkward for me but when I was in college, I worked for a mattress company as a delivery guy. We show up at this lady's house, she was hot as hell. Anyway, she was super sweet and chatty as hell. As we are moving out her old crap, we move the mattress then box spring. As we pickup the box spring, there was a HUGE dildo. I mean, this thing looked like a grown assed mans arm from the elbow down holding a giant apple in its hand. I was like, holy shite, she was like, oh shite. I tried not to laugh but couldn't contain myself.
Posted by Kyrie Eleison
Waco, Texas
Member since Jul 2012
1563 posts
Posted on 11/19/14 at 11:06 am to
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This was not at all awkward for me but when I was in college, I worked for a mattress company as a delivery guy. We show up at this lady's house, she was hot as hell. Anyway, she was super sweet and chatty as hell. As we are moving out her old crap, we move the mattress then box spring. As we pickup the box spring, there was a HUGE dildo. I mean, this thing looked like a grown assed mans arm from the elbow down holding a giant apple in its hand. I was like, holy shite, she was like, oh shite. I tried not to laugh but couldn't contain myself.


son...that was no accident. that was an invitation.
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