re: So that was awkward

When I was in college(flight school) I flew home for a Mardi Gras ball. Got shite hammered. Woke up the next day and boarded the plane to go back to FL super hung over. As we took off I had the urge to vomit, I searched my seat for a sick-sack but there was none. Made the decision to run the lav and barf. Flight attendant was yelling at me to sit down. DNGAF. I painted the airplane's bathroom. When I get back to my seat the guy across the aisle said "it's ok, not everyone is a flyer." I replied to him, "I'm actually a pilot... Just partied hard last night." Flight attendant was not happy.