re: I need help writing a poem for work

I don't like poems, but do like Haikus.

I am the cheeseball
Diversity like fine wine
And two chicks at once

If you think about it, you are stating that you approve of diversity in the workplace and you prove it by stating you are open to two chicks at the same time. That is my interpretation, at least. I don't know about you, but your haiku would get my vote at work