re: What's the issue with the word "moist"?

Takes me back to the episode of Boardwalk Empire where Lansky sang "My Girlfriend's Pussy" at the top of his lungs.

Most girls I've been with - there's "Moist" and then there's just outright "Wet". Either had good connotations for both of us, especially when I was dirty texting them while they were trying to teach a class of junior high kids.