re: Provide your best alabama joke here..

Years ago- the Bear wanted two Alabama country boys on his team. First,they had to pass a special admissions test. The boys were put in a room with the written test. After a few minutes, one of the boys was having problems with the test and asked the other one how to complete the sentence 'old McDonald had a _____'. The 'smart' boy said, "man, don't you know nothing? The answer is farm." The boy asked him how to spell 'farm'. The 'smart' one said,"you're so stupid- the answer is E-I-E-I-O.