re: You've just got to tip your damn cap to CLM

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let's see if you can do better

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Let's go one better - let's fire Les and bring in the candidates:

"Just so you guys know - you better lose pretty, rather than win ugly. None of this 'whatever it takes' to win the game bull$hit. You better run it if the fans want to run it, pass it if the fans want to pass and if you go for it on 4th down, which is what the fans want, you better make it because if you don't make it, the fans didn't really want to go for it on 4th down. Although these are your calls - they're not. Don't wear a goofy hat and don't ever wear a small, Madonna headset. Because our terrible, ignorant fans will never forget that.

Fans want you to turn red in the face, scream at, spit on and strike our players - rather than coach, lead and mentor them towards becoming quality, responsible young men.

And another thing - if you win 100 games in 10 years - you're fired, because that's not good enough.

Any questions?"