re: What really rustles your jimmies?

When you see him coming down the street go on out and sit on your front step where he can see you. If the dogs stop to shite ask him to please pick it up because you're tired of stepping in it when you work in the yard. He will start picking it up.

If he sees you and they walk on by without pooping, say thank your for not letting them poop in your yard, I'm tired of stepping in it when I do yard work.

Either way don't be a prick. Address him as you would like to be addressed.

A lot of adults are just like little kids and they will get away with what they can until they are caught.

If this doesn't work you are dealing with an arse and you will have to shoot him.