re: Wife got a raise today, and now makes more than I do.

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What in the actual frick? We both started out in 2000 and I made $30k/yr more than her. I stretched it out to about $40k/yr after two years and now she's caught me. I took a pay cut this year to take a different job or I'd still have her by a bit. I never, ever thought this would happen. I feel so strange. I turned 40 this year and there's been so many 'firsts' in my life...this one kind of stings. frick.

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Plant some drugs in her desk and then call in a bomb threat. She'll be fired and you'll have your manhood back. Problem solved...well this problem anyway.