Premier League better be ready... Christian Benteke is back

Benteke has been back to practice for the past week after a 5 month sit due to injury. Villa is already off to a great start winning three and tying one to start the Premier League season.

Benteke has had no adverse reaction to the full training so as soon as he seems back in form Villa will now have their striker. Can anyone stop the Villans with The Belgian Bomber? The Prodigy of Wallony? The Walloon Harpoon?

I say here and now, bookmark away, you better circle Villa on your calendar cause we are ready to take the next step into relevance. We have the defense to stay in games with anyone, and now we bring in the Teke to embarrass your weak English defenses. Holy shite I bet the league is scared.

Let the words UP THE VILLA echo in your head as you fall asleep tonight knowing it is the battle cry that will rock your world. Don't believe me, ask your local Liverpool fan.


UTV! UTV! UTV!