re: What Premier League team should I root for? (NSFWish I guess)

I would watch games if I were you... I'm a Manchester United guy. Had no idea who any teams were, but I saw a few David Beckham highlights in the late 90s using dial up and just stuck with ManU. There are plenty of respectable teams in the EPL. The whole league is fascinating. Promotion and regulated format.

Maurice recommends = just watch the teams. Queens Park Rangers are always looking for some fans. They have a unique stadium IMO. If you want to follow someone "young" = Deandre Yeldin of the Seattle Sounders signed with the Tottenham Spurs. Feel like you could watch both the Sounders and Spurs. Get acclimated with Yeldin & the Spurs then ride em when he gets on the team next season. Plus they have a cock as their mascot. You like cocks?