re: What is your most memorable co-worker quitting story?

In the pharmaceutical business. I was in sales training. One District Manager hired a real loser. The guy coukd not remember basic facts about our drugs. I tell DM he will need special help to pass. Guy returns to field. Two days later leaves his manager a voice mail saying he quits and the company car is some where in Bergen County New Jersey. Exact words were "good luck finding it". It turned up 6 months later in a parking garage at a mall.