re: So, did Jordan molest Mitch in Real Genius?

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but i think by the way Mitch ends up in a nightclub in Reseda, CA hitting on girls for money and getting punched in the face, that college did not go well

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No, Mitch is clearly a Jewish prince. He interned for Yahoo at the age of 18 and within three years, he was the CEO. You know, like the kid from Sportscenter.

Chris Knight, on the other hand, kept alienating himself from employers with his youthful impudence and was forced to work as a hacker for the only people who would employ him, drug dealers. But, he couldn't stop mouthing off and throwing confusing, pithy comments at them, so they crammed him into a stack of tires, doused him with diesel fuel and burned him alive.

They recorded his horrifying screams for mercy and have sampled them into rap songs for decades. If you listen really close, you can hear him scream "I promise I'll suck your dick, DeSean!" in the background of Rollin Out My Bidness by Ludacris.