re: Explain to me why Republicans are such crybabies?

Ask the creators of South Park who they think are cry-babies.

I'll paraphrase... he said "Republican/conservatives can take a joke because they're used to it and ignore it mostly.... you joke on Democrats/liberals at all and bloody hell breaks out and they bitch and moan."

In no way was the quote exact... again, just paraphrased to account for the correct picture.