re: Dating website failures

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I am upset that I read that entire excerpt.

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I explained it in GIF form..

Here's the story of Poncho's night.

He was all like:

til he got all lost and shite

But it was ok.. he found his way

Walked up in the house like

She answered the door like

But he had come so far, couldn't turn back now..

He walked in the house and sat on the couch..

Obviously it was a strong couch built to her standards.. before long she started pinching him..

He wasn't too threatened.. but wait.. what is that smell?

He tried to fix the stench but it didn't work

So he just left..

Alone..

Back to tinder..